Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we...– Andre Dubus (via drupes)
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
nutellacondoms: I need to know how my life is going to end up to see if it’s even worth me worrying about.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
cornflakepizza: winchesterbr0s: hesmybrother-hesadopted: czarnoksieznik: beesmygod: “chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means” it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the shit pissing fuck This makes me really chuffed. This post is quite egregious Well I’m nonplussed by this...
larry-gaymas: do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl